Laura Jordan
Nude

If you’re wondering why the sight of Toronto native Laura Jordan makes it feel like a loaf of French bread has suddenly appeared in your pants, it may be because this skin-ternational seductress spent three years in Paris learning to speak like the effortlessly sexy version of Pepe Le Pew. Laura’s first onscreen appearance was in a 2001 episode of the Canadian teen drama Degrassi: The Next Generation. Since then she has had roles in movies like Final Draft (2003), The Night of the White Pants (2006), and the fright flick Thr3e (2006) with Bill Moseley and Priscilla Barnes. In 2005 Laura played hippie chick Sadie in the counterculture drama Berkeley, showing off her boobs and butt like a Hell’s Angels’ groupie in the grass at Altamont. Is that brown acid? Since her skin-ful debut, Laura dipped her pretty little toes into some short film action (nothing with nudity) and also had some one-off performances in TV series like Frisky Dingo and Without a Trace. She also had a recurring role on the show Brothers and Sisters where she played the part of Fawn. The last of her career, so far, took place in 2013 when she secured the part of Emmy in the film Blumenthal (2013). While we haven’t seen any traces of Laura and her sumptuous assets in recent years, there’s no harm in praying to the skin gods for a possible skin-tastic resurgence. A talent like hers and a body like hers would be a tragedy to waste!